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worm:
Half of Australia lives here.
this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”
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Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy. Today, that energy is released.
this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck
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yea
this shitty 4-panel comic resurfaces every time nintendo releases a new game
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the opposite of a mountain must be a downtain
haha just a lil something I thought up
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“ heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs:
“PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still Life with Cheese and Magpie [1883]
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Two of my favourites… cheese and a bird behaving bastardly!
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PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still Life with Cheese and Magpie [1883]
Two of my favourites… cheese and a bird behaving bastardly!
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I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword
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does mace work on birds
if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent
time sensitive question please respond
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person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*
Im gonna invent powdered toes
honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail
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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
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i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot
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