The Dumb

worm: mapsontheweb: Half of Australia lives here. this is so...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:13:08 +0300

mapsontheweb:

Half of Australia lives here.

this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”

bigbeefyladies: writing-prompt-s: Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy. Today,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:42:35 +0300

bigbeefyladies:

writing-prompt-s:

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy. Today, that energy is released.

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

yungterra: yungterra: yea this shitty 4-panel comic resurfaces...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:18:13 +0300

yungterra:

yungterra:

yea

this shitty 4-panel comic resurfaces every time nintendo releases a new game

spacehunter-m: spacehunter-m: the opposite of a mountain must be a downtain haha just a lil...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:46:46 +0300

spacehunter-m:

spacehunter-m:

the opposite of a mountain must be a downtain

haha just a lil something I thought up

protowilson: heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs: PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:00:15 +0300

protowilson:

heartbeat-of-leafy-limbs:

PHILIPPE ROUSSEAU Still Life with Cheese and Magpie [1883]

Two of my favourites… cheese and a bird behaving bastardly!

actualrealexplode7: pyrlspite: I made a discord bot that...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:24:29 +0300

actualrealexplode7:

pyrlspite:

I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

curseworm: curseworm: curseworm: does mace work on birds if a heron is attacking me will mace be an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:55:09 +0300

curseworm:

curseworm:

curseworm:

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond

pyomorphic: bullypunchvevo: pyomorphic: person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:47:15 +0300

pyomorphic:

bullypunchvevo:

pyomorphic:

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

Im gonna invent powdered toes

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

gnarlygnat:one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:58:06 +0300

gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

turing-tested: i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:57:00 +0300

turing-tested:

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:29:54 +0300

assnickles: australiansanta: why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:00:15 +0300

assnickles:

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

I’m the baby

Casual reminder that to this day, literally NOBODY has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:30:12 +0300

real-live-dragon:

klubbhead:

slav-one-squatting-by:

klubbhead:

WHY AREN’T WE TALKIN BOUT THISS???

What the fuck does this even mean

if anyone was wondering what dissociatingfeels like

Photo

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:36:44 +0300

acoolguy: tatooinedovah: me: why the fuck am i not walking?! the chat:...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:07:15 +0300

acoolguy:

tatooinedovah:

me: why the fuck am i not walking?!

the chat: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwadswwwwww

didn’t realize the context for this was video games at first and thought it was a lot funnier without it

pukicho: pukicho: pukicho: I will be liveblogging my 20 hour road trip Some fu,cking birds...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:03:11 +0300

pukicho:

pukicho:

pukicho:

I will be liveblogging my 20 hour road trip

Some fu,cking birds

Back home

official-spec: nature is like minecraft but real

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:50:24 +0300

official-spec:

nature is like minecraft but real

slimy: lumnch: Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:14:34 +0300

slimy:

lumnch:

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

favoritestuff4: knightzoned: dekutree: mangoshawty: dekutree: if you were to become the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:17:00 +0300

favoritestuff4:

knightzoned:

dekutree:

mangoshawty:

dekutree:

if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?

*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*

This reblog chain is so weird because there’s a missing post between the Op and first reply that says “execute the furries” which makes the first reply look positively fucking delusional

I CANT BREATHE

supervixen1995: can yall stop writing paragraphs on here. bitch i cannot read

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:35:07 +0300

supervixen1995:

can yall stop writing paragraphs on here. bitch i cannot read